Jimmy Fallon’s Fall Do-Not-Read List

I was watching Jimmy Fallon tonight and he was talking about fall being a great time for reading, but he had some books (he claimed they were real), that he said he would NOT be reading. Well, I did a little checking around, and sure enough, these are all real books!

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How to Care for Your Giant African Land Snail
Lucie Mann

Because snails make such cuddly pets!

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Embalming Is Not a Sport
Arlin D. Menager

Umm…who ever suggested it was?

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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power
Donald Wilson, M.D.

I’m thinking men put a whole lot more mental energy into this than women do.

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Your Three Year Old – Friend or Enemy?
Louise Bates Ames

Jimmy Fallon obviously hasn’t spent much time around three-year-olds!

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Shipping Semen – How to Have a SUCCESSFUL Experience
Pennie Ahmed

The picture of the depressed horse on the cover really adds to the emotional impact, doesn’t it?

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Why Do I Vomit?
Angela Royston

Just in case you can’t find enough information about this subject online, you can spend $27.12 on this lovely illustrated hardcover book to have handy if your child ever needs it.

What are some of the most bizarre real books you’ve ever seen? What will you definitely NOT be reading this fall?

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5 Responses to Jimmy Fallon’s Fall Do-Not-Read List

  • Haha, that’s great. However, every time I see a book about semen all I think of anymore is Natural Harvest. To this day I can’t decide if it’s a real cookbook or elaborate (and kind of hilarious) Internet joke.

  • Wow, those are definitely books that deserve to be on the “Do Not Read” Fall 2010 list! Thanks for posting this hilarious yet slightly sad blog post! I guess it just goes to show that there may be a market for niche subjects! I think “Embalming Is Not a Sport” would be my least likely read on that list.

    Again, thanks for posting this! I think I’ll have to pass it around on my Facebook – I got a good laugh out of it!

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